2008 Top Ten
February 9, 2009
This is totally late, but thankfully only three people (max) read this blog. Anyway, here’s my top 10 movie picks of the year.
1. The Wrestler
2. Slumdog Millionaire
3. The Dark Knight
4. Pineapple Express
5. Wall-E
6. Frost/Nixon
7. Vicky Christina Barcelona
8. Man on Wire
9. Hamlet 2
10. Quantum of Solace
Movies
October 28, 2008
I watched two movies this weekend, one old(ish) and one new.
First movie: Lars and the Real Girl
I think I liked this movie more back when it was called “Mannequin.”
Second movie: Synecdoche New York
This film is mad depressing. After watching it one reviewer wrote: “When I say Charlie Kaufman should be put on suicide watch, I’m not being facetious.”
I completely agree.
Debate Summary
October 16, 2008
Jamie Lynn Possibly Knocked Up Again
October 8, 2008
The world’s most reliable source, The National Enquirer, is reporting that Jamie Lynn Spears is pregnant again. I have no idea if this is true or not, but if it is, that would seriously be insane.
According to the Enquirer:
“Jamie Lynn believed she couldn’t get pregnant while she was breast-feeding,” said the close source. “She’d expected to have her period by early September.” A home pregnancy test came back positive and Jamie Lynn cried her eyes out, said the source.
Do people actually believe that? That you can’t get pregnant while breast-feeding? I’ve never heard such a myth…but I also didn’t grow up in Louisiana. Not to knock Louisiana, but I’m just saying, that’s where Jamie Lynn is from. And that’s where she allegedly got pregnant…again.
The Jolie-Pitts
October 7, 2008
Angelina Jolie lets her children eat cheetos all the time. This is very anti-elitist of her. She should run for president.
John McCain’s health care plan – cranberry juice
October 7, 2008
John McCain understands that Americans don’t need health insurance unless they can afford paying thousands of dollars a month out of pocket to an insurance company that might not necessarily cover your medical costs where you to actually sick – all you need is cranberry juice. It’s fucking delicious!
John McCain can suck it
October 7, 2008
Chace Crawford
October 3, 2008
Since rising to fame on CW’s Gossip Girl, Chace Crawford says he’s been slapped with lots of labels. “Model turned actor, dime a dozen, eye candy, doesn’t know what he’s doing … and Perez Hilton says I have ‘gayface,’” Crawford, 23, says in November’s Details. “So on top of everything else, I have to overcome gayface.”
Someone should tell Chace that the reason he has “gayface” is most likely because he’s….gay.
VP debate thoughts
October 3, 2008
Who woulda thought that Biden would’ve been the one to choke up in tonight’s debate.
Definitely powerful on its own right, with the added bonus of turning Palin’s “I’m a mom so I should be VP” argument upside down. Remember how everyone thought Hillary’s tears in January were scripted? Wouldn’t be surprised if that was too. It would probably be sexist if I didn’t think that, right? haha…
Much more entertaining than the Obama-McCain debate. Two people trying their best not to lose it. All I have to say is thank god I wasn’t doing a drinking game for whenever Palin mentioned the word “maverick” or otherwise i’d be in the hospital. Such a maverick, that Palin, and what a team of mavericks her an McCain are. Thank god we have such mavericks protecting us from the Castro brothers.
David Gordon Green Does TV
September 30, 2008
Awesome. David Gordon Green is creating an (animated) pilot for Fox that centers on two Californian surfers. For those of you who aren’t famil with his name, Green directed George Washington, All the Real Girls, and Pineapple Express (pictured below). I expect this show will receive critical acclaim, generate a cult following, and then get canceled after one season. Whatever, I’m still excited.
Franco Forever.
