tankosky (orlando): ugh, i want radiohead tix. i will literally have gay sex with someone. maybe i should post a craigslist ad.
johnbaptisedme (julie): i’m sure you’d get responses.
tksky: i just found this radiohead posting on craigslist:
“i will take you as my date if you give me $80 plus your pair of worn-panties after/during the concert. im a 28yr old male.”
jbm: wait, is that real?
tksky: probably.
jbm: you should do it.
tksky: i don’t have panties.
jbm: buy a pair from victoria’s secret and then wear them for the day.
tksky: lol. jesus christ, this is pathetic. everyone on cl is using these tickets to get a date. that’s it. i give up.
jbm: man, kinda sounds like guys who listen to radiohead are guys who can’t get dates.
But on the real, the supercereal team is pretty bummed over how quickly Radiohead’s NYC show sold out. And, while I have limits in terms of how far I’d go for tickets, Tankosky is apparently pretty open. So, anyone desperate and reading this (w/ an extra ticket): contact Tankosky.
